The biggest birthday bash of ever is upon us.
And out we must go.
On an aside, remember how we were talking about X-Mas and everything that other time? Yes, yes, you and I. We were discussing it, and you just so insisted upon buying me an unnecessarily expensive gift and all, with a really sweet card and really sweet sweets and pastries? Yeah! So sweet of you. I don't usually give in to these material bondages and needless ties with the physical world, but I shan't break your heart. It being the Christmas spirit and all. Aww...So rejoice, make merry and shop! For me!
Send in your gifts, cards, and good wishes* as soon as possible! One** lucky winner*** could just win a grand prize****! Yay!
I'm so nice! Again yay!!
*only accepted if accompanied by gifts and cards
**give or take a few
***which could be you
****real or imaginary
1 comment:
And yet, you are left standing there empty-handed.. Inspite of ALL those humorous words..
Don't you feel utterly embarrassed and humiliated?
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