Thursday, November 16, 2006

H-O-S-P-I-T-A-L

The author of this blog has just gotten out of the above, after being diagnosed with a life threatening and potentially lethal combination of drastically horrible and grave illnesses - viral fever, cough and, as if that wasnt enough, a cold too.

The damn doctors gave 6-7 highly unjustified injections, despite much requesting and pleas for help from somebody, anybody! The hospital bed took him back to the Stone Ages, when people no doubt were used to sleeping on granite pillows with sharp pieces of rock poking them from all sides. Royal blood was even taken out at one time, in a low and duplicitous manner by a deceiving nurse.

Having been under strict medication and unwholesome food, his brain cells still require some time to come back to normal. Hence, no blogging-shlogging has been done for some time.

Mourners, pay your respects.


PS: The author is still in shock as to the way his later Root Canal Treatment was conducted. No comments could be extricated on that ordeal. One presumes that he will soon (metaphorically) open his mouth about that too, but until then we may rest with the minor knowledge that it was a horribly excruciating period of extreme torture executed by ruthless, if otherwise pretty, female dentists who think anaesthesia should be used only if you're trying to kill the damn guy too.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

aww

Confused & Baffled said...

@kyra: you have no idea.

Anonymous said...

believe me, i do.
btw thanks for changing the name.

Jackal said...

In Hospital!
For a Virus!
A Cough!
A Cold!
Even if it was all of the above, it is indeed baffling, to say the least.

Apparently, the pretty nurses fed you enough to help you end up with a troubled tooth.

And lo! Here enters the prettier lady dentist.

You are one lucky dude, man!

To gather your mental faculties, do try find a 'Miss World' psychiatrist. And write about it all to make us all the more jealous.

Jackal said...

In Hospital!
For a Virus!
A Cough!
A Cold!
Even if it was all of the above!
Baffling, to say the least.

Apparently, the pretty nurses fed you enough to help you end up with a troubled tooth.

And lo! Here enters the prettier lady dentist.

You are one lucky dude, man!

To gather your mental faculties, do try find a 'Miss World' psychiatrist. And write about it all to make us all the more jealous.

: Jackal

Anonymous said...

*confused and baffled*

Confused & Baffled said...

@jackal: alas, no such psychiatrists. i do, however, have free dental check up cards..hmm..

Anonymous said...

have i mentioned that i find the title quite stupid or am i mising something?

zlata said...

awwwww

Anonymous said...

zlata, u cant just copy my comment like that.