Thursday, July 31, 2008

Lame Ass Pun of Day

So, you've paid your mess dues yet?

Nah...I'm not in a mess. Not since first semester.

Whaat? Where do you go then?

I...? Oh...I just mess around. So to say.


Am I really getting away with this?

Oh, yes.


Jayashree Bhat said...

You actually got away with that? What a 'mess'take.
You started punning. Any 'mess'age to the people? You could be considered a 'Mess'iah for the non-punners. They will be 'mess'merized, I swear.

Sorry, couldn't resist.

Confused & Baffled said...

tchah. that was just unnecessary and frivolous.

do i have to point out the higher standard of my pun, in comparison to all this that you have unceremoniously spouted, young woman?

a pun is not just using this word wherever else you can fit it into any word. you gotta mean both the definitions. one of them being your catch.

at least it makes more sense that way to me.

tchah, again.