How?? How do you turn any non-consequential, innocent term into a perverted sentence? How do you find sexual innuendos in everything, even something that's just so sweet? Shameless! Shameless!
How? How do you manage to turn every topic, no matter where it starts, to yourself? How does everything have to do with your life and your thoughts and what you got to eat the day before? I should ask you that.
But I don't.