Thursday, July 05, 2007

Ufff! What Bishti!!

Enough's enough.

I'm building the ark.

Nationwide call for people who know people who have lots of wood.

And cabin-space is kept aside for females, for the noble purpose of furthering the species afterwards. All incredibly beautiful women are invited to apply. For I see an incredibly beautiful future.

And since you must have noticed, yes. Space shall be provided for more than one awesomely gorgeous female. My generosity knows no bounds, eh? I know. We are like that.


ami said...

Brishti? Ah. And all ugly(if that exists) women drown? Hmpf !

Confused & Baffled said...

exactly what kind of future do you have in mind, haan? excuse me now, for i have little time to waste in quibbling over inane issues. i must oversee construction of the jacuzzi. ahem ahem.

Jayashree Bhat said...

Aah, someone who agrees that too much rain is irritating. I've had silly people telling me about how beautiful, romantic etc. etc. rain is.

And about the ark? During Noah's time, women didn't know much about building an ark and all that unlike us! And we don't need men for the noble purpose of furthering the species afterwards!!

What say, women??

ami said...

Atleast you weren't in a train that was bloody eight and a half hours late !! And I'm with Jayashree. Lets build our own and build a bigger jacuzzi :D

Confused & Baffled said...

fine! you think its easy huh? go ahead! copycat!

Scribbler said...

And is this ark by any chance unsinkable? If it is, then you would do well to remember that so was the Titanic. And what happened then?

Confused & Baffled said...

@scribbler: *casually ignores this nonsensical talk from someone who obviously knows little of my great prowesses in every direction*