I've been noticing my statcounter.
Every single day. Sometimes twice a day. Even thrice, last Sunday.
I am not pleased.
I've been thinking all this while (since I installed it). What should I do to make it tick? What should I do to make it tick faster?
My ingenious, superbly constructed mind and fantastic intellect conjured several methods and means. Coercion, persuasion, blackmail, and relentless (bordering on desperation) publicity - but even that didnt get me more viewers.
I thought harder. Begging, pleading with hands folded in front of the statistics icon. Silent tears running down grizzled, unshaved Devdas facial hair, as I see the blurry vision of the unchanging, unyielding static number on the icon. No miracle happened.
I thought again. And I know now what to do. It repulses me, to sink so low. But I cannot deny that its so obviously going to work. *sigh* So here I go. Observe, eye keenly everyday, drool over, awww at, and otherwise embarrass yourselves at the new Pup panel (a new one every day!! yay!) *shudders from the depths of his soul* to your right. Its staying until I garner some more backbone.