Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Illegitimati Nil Carborundum!

University exams have started. Its going to be a long war. Yesterday, in the battle of The Modern Physics Nonsense We Must Study, opposing armies fought hard and long. And I saw the horrors of war. High speed electrons bombarded your innermost orbitals. X-rays were thrown around. A single micrometer thin coating meant lights out for everybody. Lasers were directed in pulsed continuous waves. Fearless men stared up to the sky, their gaze blocked by a ceiling and fan. They gnashed their teeth, and tended wounds. Delirium struck some, insanity others. Men pulled out their hair in the futility and hopelessness. Silent sobs shook their firm bodies, despair shook up their strong minds.

Tomorrow we fight on the Field Of Math. Against bitter odds, facing the might of the Laplace, the Differential, the Double Differential, we march. Integral, armed with Double and Triple armour, comes against us too. So will the camouflaged Beta. And Gamma. And what not else.

But we shall be forever cheerful. Sufferance is the badge of all our tribe. We will outlast such horrors (for yesterday night I saw schindler's list). And hopefully come out not too badly scathed. Wish us luck as we pass. As we march. Or atleast, extrapolate our imaginations so.

*sigh* And thats whats up with me. You say.

6 comments:

sporadicblogger said...

Luck,mortal 8)

ami said...

Somehow I want a frozen green drink now. It has to be really frozen. And green. Besties !!

Revealed said...

*brings out aarti and waits patiently at her doorstep for the passing army so that she can run towards them and freak out all the soldiers by randomly tilaking their foreheads*

Confused & Baffled said...

@sporadic: luck shall not play a part if i have my way. but thanks. im still surviving. going strongish.

@ami: i recommend...na i dont know any green drinks. perhaps water? very cold water? its good for health you know.

@revealed: how nice it is indeed to see your utter warhero's blind widowed mom attitude to all this. its going well. the monster of SOM has been dealt with most adequately.


ladies and gentlemen, we now face the semiconductors again in slightly altered form. the animals communicate via frequency and amp modulated wave patterns. will need to find them and stuff.

ami said...

Good for your health. Pshaw ! I expected better from thee ! GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH he said ! *sigh* Junk is in !

Rimi said...

My poor child! You shall survive, ye brave soul, for the force is truly with you.

In the meanwhile, there are other bastards to deal with...